This definitely does not make me look awesome

Between the boyfriend and myself:

Me (in my most whiney/pouty/annoying/sarcastic voice): "Man, I really want to go to the Harry Potter Exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry but my boyfriend won't go with me so I have to go by myself and be all alone"

The Boyfriend: "Um, that's because your boyfriend isn't a moron". (Turning to look at me and smile). "I know this is a new concept for you...."

And the thing is...

he's totally right.